I'm Such A Sweaty Kansas City Summer Sausage!



The temperatures are rising in this town and lately I'm waking around downtown only to find that I'm a sweaty Kansas City Summer sausage.

Looking around I see more of the same, with pit stank, drippy brow and hot crotch. JUICY!

The strip is glad that people are wearing less clothes, that we're sizzling around this town in grand style and that we're in the full swing of the Summertime.

Enjoy it. Wear sunscreen, protect the sausage and never burn!

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